The Twilight Vampire
The Twilight vampire glitters in the sun. They are strange. These are the vampires that are ruling the world. We wish to defeat them. They claim to be vegetarians, but recent evidence proves this false. More on the subject at The Anti Twilight Lexicon. They are often mistaken for teenagers, but in truth are very, very old.
The Dracula Vampire
This vampire is not in league with us or the Twivampi. They prefer womans' blood, and a lustfull womans' blood is even better. They are often looked at as handsome, which helps with their favorite food. The have black hair, pale skin, shadowed eyes, very, very red lips and pointy teeth. Their favorite place to bite is the neck.
This vampire is allied with the Society. This is a vampire that can transform into a wolf. Basically it is a wolf that likes blood. They most definitley do not glitter. They are usually taken for very disturbed people of different ages.
The Elysian Vampire
The Elysian Vampire is hard to recognize after they've "eaten". Their fangs only become elongated when they are thirsty. They are pale. They do not glitter in the sun, though they can not go outside in the day without sunscreen. Some of their uncanny abilities include: hovering, mind reading, strength, immunity to human diseases, and animorphing. They dwell in a place they call Elysia. The fact is, Elysia is EVERYWHERE. Their laws are enforced by the Elysian Council. They are marked with a thick, black, ink-like, tattoo on their wrist. They claim to have invented cities, latin, chess, and PlayStation. Do NOT believe them. They also have control of a human that does their every command. This human is commonly known as a Drudge. They do have weaknesses. Garlic is a main one. If garlic comes in contact with their skin, they are inflicted with a painful wound. If ingested, garlic causes death. Their also one other weapon. It can only be used by someone that has vampiric lineage. This weapon is known as the Lucis. By touching the symbol on the bottom, the Lucis is activated. It shoots the power of the sun at the vampire across from its user. The Elysian Vampire is very elusive. This is all the information we know. We are currently investigating more. The information will be posted soon.
more at a later date.
If you see any of the above vampires, please avoid unless you have a high ranking. Report any sightings to The Ghost of the 3rd Demesion of Relocation and Mind Disorders, for it is of the utmost urgency that they are apprehended. Report to firstname.lastname@example.org.
A Twivampi was spotted in Utah by LathmaneX. He reported with the following: Today, I was walking home. My spikes were starting to grow out so I had to hurry home to magyk them down. But, then, a human friend, named "S", said he was being stalked. I looked out and saw... IT. It...... oh.... this is horrible.
IT SPARKLED!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! SCARY, I KNOW!! Luckily, "S" was closer to home than the vamp thought, so he made it. I scared the vampire off, but be on your guard. They are everywhere.